Stand-up comedian and conductor Rainer Hersch returns to Tasmania after sell-out shows around the world

Have you ever sat in a concert -- orchestra blazing away -- and found your mind drifting off to questions like 'how the technicians in the hall change the lightbulbs'; 'which of the violins you would most like to see without any clothes on'? If so, this is the concert for you: centuries of tradition, years of training, the world's most beautiful music -- all ruined before your very ears. Yup, Rainer Hersch is back -- and this time he means business.

'Get that man away from me' -- Sir Simon Rattle

'And you expect the audience to pay for this?' -- TSO Box Office